What is Cow Punch?
1.
Where you punch a cow so hard in the head that it has an instant abortion. This works on women too.
Guy 1: So my chick was knocked up.
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: I cow punched the bitch son!
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2.
cow-punch
1.to hit hard enough to knock some one a distance (short or long)
2.the same meaning as
3.(cow-Puncher) an idiot or
plural cow punched
1.im gonna cow punch you
2.you ho's donkey punch screw that i cow punch.
3.you freakin cow-Puncher
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