Cow Shears

What is Cow Shears?


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Thing that Homebase don't sell

I'll stop being a vegetarian when Homebase sell cow shears

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Esoteric rural impedimenta

"I think we need some cow shears"

"Oh, ok, I'll check with Catrin"


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