Cow Shears

What is Cow Shears?

Thing that Homebase don't sell

I'll stop being a vegetarian when Homebase sell cow shears

Esoteric rural impedimenta

"I think we need some cow shears"

"Oh, ok, I'll check with Catrin"

[noodle Bender]

1. A person's ass thats never been jousted by a penis. When attempting to enter the back door, he soon discovered she was a "noo..

Jordaneske

1. To have a performance, most commonly on the basketball court, that is very amazing and in turn reminds one of Michael Jordan. Two men a..

Oxymoron

1. Two words that conflict with each other. Two words which do not agree with each other. Examples of an oxymoron: Microsoft Works Unit..

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