Cow Shears

What is Cow Shears?

Thing that Homebase don't sell

I'll stop being a vegetarian when Homebase sell cow shears

Esoteric rural impedimenta

"I think we need some cow shears"

"Oh, ok, I'll check with Catrin"

Hatervision

1. When auxilary LCD television displays are integrated in to the most rearward seat headrests, or in the headrests of a two seat coupé, as..

Cuntapotomus

1. (n) a really slutty fat girl who somehow still gets laid despite her size, usually preys on drunk/desperate men god she is so slutty an..

Omniphile

1. Derived from the latin roots "omni" and "philia". A person who loves and has sex with everything. Just as a necrophi..

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