Cow Whisperer

What is Cow Whisperer?

A Vermonwho seduces painted plywood cows, known as Plycows, to come graze in his front yard.

Look at the lovely Plycows in the Cow Whisperer's front yard.

W00t-off

1. Stems from the classic internet w00t. n. One who w00ts excessively, almost orgasmically. "You're such a w00t-off, shut up.&..

Caught Jacking Off

1. When you doing your daily jerk at night and your mom or dad walks in and catches ya. Jake: (slap) (slap) (SLAP) Dad: Hey son, could I...

Posi Gym Shorts

1. boys basketball shorts worn by bros who go to hardcore shows. "yo did you see those posi gym shorts the kid in the pit is wearing?..

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