What is Cowboy Bidet?
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The act of hand washing your ass with toilet water after you've taken a crap because you have no toilet paper. Flushing multiple times ensures a good final rinse.
Jim: What took you so long?
Billy: Those McEmployees forgot to to restock the tp so I had to use the cowboy bidet. Then I had to wait while I drip dried.
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slang for homosexual man
butt-pirate, turd-burglar, one that punctures the one-way-valve.
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A fag, a butt pirate, a homo, etc.....
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This guy that no one likes because he is not lovable like a Teddy Bear. Since no one likes him, he punches people in the face...
