What is Cowboy Bidet?
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The act of hand washing your ass with toilet water after you've taken a crap because you have no toilet paper. Flushing multiple times ensures a good final rinse.
Jim: What took you so long?
Billy: Those McEmployees forgot to to restock the tp so I had to use the cowboy bidet. Then I had to wait while I drip dried.
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someone who has a history of forcing retarded people into sex.
that is the third time hes screwed that girl with downsyndrome he is off..