Cowboy Bidet

What is Cowboy Bidet?

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The act of hand washing your ass with toilet water after you've taken a crap because you have no toilet paper. Flushing multiple times ensures a good final rinse.

Jim: What took you so long?

Billy: Those McEmployees forgot to to restock the tp so I had to use the cowboy bidet. Then I had to wait while I drip dried.

See bidet, tp
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