Cowboy Crotch

What is Cowboy Crotch?

the inner thighs of a person's legs are so sensitive to touch that in order to avoid pain, a person must walk bowlegged like a cowboy

I just walked seven miles and I have a serious case of cowboy crotch.

See cowboy, crotch, thighs, chaffing, walk

German Candycane

1. a girl sticks a rectal thermometer in a guys dick hole and smashes it with a hammer i gave him a german candycane See candy, sex, poop..

Crack Heading

1. giving all your attention to an outside source of entertainment. Also the act of prolonging virginity, because you aint gettin laid Jo..

Drunk Monkey

1. The art of returning home and climbing on your (sober) girl to act like a porn star after an excessive night of drinking. I pulled the ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Cowboy Crotch Edit Meaning