What is Cowboy Dave?
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Cowboy Dave is a guy so great at his cowboy skills and infinite wisdom in all subjects even the Pope is honoured to bath in his glory!
Cowboy Dave rides a unicycle but can lassoo buffalo and small children from 100 feet.
Plus he is the greatest womaniser in the universe.
Not worthy!!! NOT WORTHY!
All must bow before Cowboy Dave, wait where is he taking that boy?!?
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slang for penis, duh.
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A magical person that thrives in an area called Minnesota, they run cross-country and enjoy to moon passerby's as they jog.
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