Cowboy Wank

What is Cowboy Wank?

A delectable art of multitasking - that involves a male masturbating while seated on a toilet as he simultaneously does a poo.

"I'm horny but I need take a shit as well. I might go for a cowboy wank."

See wank, cowboy, masturbation, shit, poo

W.t.f.a.y.g.?

1. where the fuck are you going? used when you spot someone wearing an outift that they know good and damn well should have been left wher..

Up To The Moon

1. A cute exaggerated expression to try to illustrate when you have an unthinkable amount of love for an individual. Ex. Spoiled brat: Ho..

Eff Eff Ess

1. Another word for FFS, similar to Oh em gee. eff eff ess i just got pooneded by a manyang. See ffs, oh em gee..

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