Cowboy Wank

What is Cowboy Wank?

A delectable art of multitasking - that involves a male masturbating while seated on a toilet as he simultaneously does a poo.

"I'm horny but I need take a shit as well. I might go for a cowboy wank."

See wank, cowboy, masturbation, shit, poo

Deushbag

1. Someone very annoying, see deushcock 1. My dad wont let me go, he's such a deushbag!! See asshole, deushcock, deush..

Cold Rock

1. An attack; an unprovoked, violent blow, usually to the head. I'm gonna cold rock your ass, doggie. See beat down, smack down, jac..

Dick Shadowing

1. when a girl follows a guy around as if she is his shadow. Usually a ugly bitch, or a creepy girl who wants to rape you. Doesn't tal..

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