Cowboy Wank

What is Cowboy Wank?

A delectable art of multitasking - that involves a male masturbating while seated on a toilet as he simultaneously does a poo.

"I'm horny but I need take a shit as well. I might go for a cowboy wank."

See wank, cowboy, masturbation, shit, poo

Zef

1. It doesn't mean anything. It can mean anything that your imagination can concieve. Hey, look, a giant zef! Well, zef me good! Ze..

Zzzzzzzzzzz

1. when your damned anthropology teacher makes you want to kill yourself with ambian in class im so fucking tired of this shit ZzzzZzzzZZz..

Zizzelstick

1. noun. a beam of light. The laser emitted a zizzelstick, blinding passers-by instantly. See light, beam, stick, blind, vomit..

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