Cowboy Wank

What is Cowboy Wank?

A delectable art of multitasking - that involves a male masturbating while seated on a toilet as he simultaneously does a poo.

"I'm horny but I need take a shit as well. I might go for a cowboy wank."

See wank, cowboy, masturbation, shit, poo

Halfcocked

1. having a dick that is half the normal size. Having a dick that is half the size of your wife/girlfriends lover's dick (Primarily in..

Infringle

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Mo Fro

1. 1. (noun) A much milder version of mother fucker. It is also interchangable with mo fo. ¡Step on the gas mo fro! See mother fucker, f..

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