Cowboy Wank

What is Cowboy Wank?

A delectable art of multitasking - that involves a male masturbating while seated on a toilet as he simultaneously does a poo.

"I'm horny but I need take a shit as well. I might go for a cowboy wank."

See wank, cowboy, masturbation, shit, poo

Queen Of Fucktardity

1. A female or feminine male that is one with the fucktardity. Someone who basically radiates fucktardity. Lindsay Lohan. "I hear L..

Bentard

1. (Adj) Someone one who is a total retard. Eddie: I got a 58 on my Bio test Adeola: Youre such a bentard. See stupid, retard, idiot, f..

Brad Stoned

1. To spoil the fun for everyone, in a quest for personal aggrandizement, by revealing a hidden identity of someone. Comes from Fake Steve..

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