Cowboy Wank

What is Cowboy Wank?

A delectable art of multitasking - that involves a male masturbating while seated on a toilet as he simultaneously does a poo.

"I'm horny but I need take a shit as well. I might go for a cowboy wank."

See wank, cowboy, masturbation, shit, poo

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