Cowboy Wank

What is Cowboy Wank?

A delectable art of multitasking - that involves a male masturbating while seated on a toilet as he simultaneously does a poo.

"I'm horny but I need take a shit as well. I might go for a cowboy wank."

See wank, cowboy, masturbation, shit, poo

Pocket Tots

1. Tater tots that were in a pocket, as seen in Napolean Dynamite. Napolean: Are you gonna eat your tots? Pedro: No. Napolean: Can I hav..

Queen Zinga Or N'zinga M'bandi

1. The king of Ngola (modern day Angola) had a sister named N’Zinga N’Bandi (1582–1663), or Mistress Ana de Souza, name of baptism in the C..

Depantsing

1. the act of severely embarassing, humiliating another Rick Carlisle gets special mention for depantsing Doc Rivers in the 2005 NBA playo..

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