Cowboy Wank

What is Cowboy Wank?

A delectable art of multitasking - that involves a male masturbating while seated on a toilet as he simultaneously does a poo.

"I'm horny but I need take a shit as well. I might go for a cowboy wank."

See wank, cowboy, masturbation, shit, poo

Regular Ways

1. In the Carolinas, Kentucky, Tennessee, Alabama, and Georgia. A unit of measure denoting any distance between 100 feet and seven (7) mil..

Smash Od

1. An expression of desire to fornicate with another individual. (Usually from a male to a female) A.J - "Yo Claire is fine as hell! ..

[smirnoff]

1. A very sweet and perfectly normal metro-sexual drink. Perfect on the rocks with lemon and lime, in a tall glass. Often incredibly expens..

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