Cowch

What is Cowch?


1.

Noun: An oddly deformed bovine such as has built-in backrest and cushions. Said to be extremely comfortable.

Come, join me on the cowch.

2.

A large piece of living-room furniture that is barely big enough to hold the massiveness of a fat, gargantuan mailman who over-indulges in heavily salted snack treats and deep-fried delicacies.

Look at that fat bastard inhale shrimp toast on the cowch!

3.

An object which cows sit on.


74

Random Words:

1. A variation of "Hooked Up" which has many meanings, such as the act of being provided with a good or service, something that i..
1. Your uncle's young wife, or mother's younger friend who is always trying to fuck you. Not to be confused with antifungal foot..
1. A human male's scrotum, where the testes are held. I was skinny dipping the other day and a fish bit my yampouch! Man do my balls..