What is Cowch?
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Noun: An oddly deformed bovine such as has built-in backrest and cushions. Said to be extremely comfortable.
Come, join me on the cowch.
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A large piece of living-room furniture that is barely big enough to hold the massiveness of a fat, gargantuan mailman who over-indulges in heavily salted snack treats and deep-fried delicacies.
Look at that fat bastard inhale shrimp toast on the cowch!
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An object which cows sit on.
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Something you say to your friends when you're in a room full of people who are attractive to you.
"Lots of prime feel estate ..
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noun.
One who has been spotted at various events and gathering sporting a red plastic cup containing any variety of alcoholic beverage..