Cowch

What is Cowch?


1.

Noun: An oddly deformed bovine such as has built-in backrest and cushions. Said to be extremely comfortable.

Come, join me on the cowch.

2.

A large piece of living-room furniture that is barely big enough to hold the massiveness of a fat, gargantuan mailman who over-indulges in heavily salted snack treats and deep-fried delicacies.

Look at that fat bastard inhale shrimp toast on the cowch!

3.

An object which cows sit on.


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