What is Cowchair In The Cradle?


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n. root cowchair: a girl who is much younger than you (but at least 13) who you would bone, and you would like to relay this information to your friends without whispering and pointing while said girl is within earshot.

Guy 1:"Wow, cowchair in the cradle"

Guys 2-5: "Dude!"

Guy 1: "Come one, look at that chair!"

Guys 2-5:"Yeah, ok, i guess cowchair in the cradle.."

Young but sexually maturing female: "What the hell are you guys on?"

See cowchair, jean-claude van dam you fine, cowchair in the car, cowchair in the butter


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