What is Cowmaphone?
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Some one who acts/sounds like a cow and who has very good hearing.
Jon the China man is a cowmaphone.
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2.
Some one who acts/sounds like a cow, and who has really good hearing. They can read a cows mind because they can hear the brainwaves coming from the beast.
Jon the chinaman is a cowmaphone.
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Slang (Mild. Obsc.) Aust. - To be extremely, totally, and so overbearingly drunk that you have not got a clue what the hell you are doin..