Cowmooflage

What is Cowmooflage?

Clothes that make you look fattier than you are. Can be done by accident or on purpose.

Not wanting to sleep with Richard, and knowing that he disliked fat chicks, Janet donned her cowmooflage.

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Lame Brain

1. a stupid person, not bright person: whats 2x2? other person: ummmmmmm... i dont know. first person: wow what a lame brain. See lame..

8x5 Cut:

1. A circumcised penis that is 6 inches long and about 4 inches in circumference 8X5 cut: The woman was very displeased in the mans 8X5 cu..

The Thing With Teeth Halfway Down Its Neck

1. A monster in almost-human form that dates clinically-obese security guards. Also known as Girlfriend of the Porky Scotcher, this vile cr..

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