Cowmooflage

What is Cowmooflage?

Clothes that make you look fattier than you are. Can be done by accident or on purpose.

Not wanting to sleep with Richard, and knowing that he disliked fat chicks, Janet donned her cowmooflage.

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Skankapotomus

1. 1. A fat girl wearing slutty clothes meant for someone of an...ahem...smaller figure. Or worse, a fat girl wearing nothing at all, thin..

Red Tea

1. The use of a bloody tampon in a cup of urine. I had this freaky chick that made me cups of red tea. See red wings, tea, red..

Swore

1. Expletive. Yelled when someone makes a blatantly obvious mistake, whether verbally, textually or otherwise. Variations: Swore to God! ..

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