Cowmooflage

What is Cowmooflage?

Clothes that make you look fattier than you are. Can be done by accident or on purpose.

Not wanting to sleep with Richard, and knowing that he disliked fat chicks, Janet donned her cowmooflage.

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Yipped

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Zevenship

1. A special state of friendship, similar to BFFFs, in which two parties know all details about eachother. "Hey, how did you know Dev..

Flying Without A Liscense

1. Diplomatic way of telling a man that he has neglected to zip up his trousers. Head waiter: 'Apologetic cough, Excuse me sir do you..

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