Cowned

What is Cowned?

to cown someone in the knee, violently and brutally, up the ying yang.

Timothy cowned Jordan in the knee.

See brutal, owned, cown, violent, biznatch, Fakemaster

Kicked by a cow. Cow + owned.

Fred tried to tip Bessie, but she woke up first and he got cowned.

See cow, cow tipping, owned, kick, hillbilly, hick

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