What is Cowned?
1.
to cown someone in the knee, violently and brutally, up the ying yang.
Timothy cowned Jordan in the knee.
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2.
Kicked by a cow. Cow +
Fred tried to tip Bessie, but she woke up first and he got cowned.
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