What is Cows?
1.
Leather seats!
Damn tha cloth if its a Lac lay'n back on cows is where its at!
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2.
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington. And they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.
Cows are truly the governments toys.
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3.
something that zaphod asked about in the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy movie.
"what's normal?"
"whats home?"
"what are cows?
4.
1: A black and white mammal. The most popular source of milk. Some people eat cows, but there is a movement of people who go against this. These people are
2: A
1:Vegetarian "I can't believe people kill cows for food!"
Meat eater: "Well it tastes friggin' good!"
2: Tim: "Yesterday some cow dissed me and my bro 'cause we were playing a multiplayer
Super
Mario 64 DS game, but we dissed him back!"
Jack: "Same thing happened to me yesterday, only we were playing
Meteos !"
5.
Used to describe unusually large calf muscles on a person due to obesity, exercise, or heredity.
Derived from the knowledge that a calf is a small version of a cow.
Suzy doesn't have calves, she has cows!
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6.
gay guy that is slow and sounds like a retarded 10 year old.
cows from FCF
"Hey guys lets do a radioshow"
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7.
big black and white animals that live in the country and sit on their lazy fat asses and eat and shit grass all day. mooooooo!
a cuz be careful there are COWS on this road.
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