Cowslap

What is Cowslap?


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Cowslap, defined as a fresh and oddly feeling fart. One which sounds as if a cow has been slapped hastily around the face. Abrupt. To be compared to a naked flame,a naked fart, with no smell just the horrific sound of an individual cow being slapped right across it's muddy little grass chewing face. It may feel as if you have prolapsed, but you have not.

par example: "Jesus Christ did you just cowslap??"

"COWSLAP!"

"oh my god! I think i just did a cowslap"

See cow, slap, grass, mud, chew


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