Coyote Fuck

What is Coyote Fuck?


1.

when you wake up the next morning with an ugly chick on your arm and you would rather naw your own arm off, rather than to wake her up

doug - that was a great party til the next morning

tony - why

doug - woke up next to amber

tony - she is a coyote fuck

See beer, booze, party, ugly, chick

2.

(context- it is well known when a coyote gets caught in a trap, it will gnaw its arm off to free itself).

When somebody wakes up and gnaws off their arm or hand to escape a one night stand who was viciously ugly.

My friend Don always carries gauze and tape with him in case he meets a coyote fuck- (adj.)

See ugly, beastly, quagmire


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