Coyote'ing

What is Coyote'ing?


1.

This phenomenon occurs when you really really need to take a shit and are in close proximity to a toilet facility. Your sub-conscious mind sees said porcelain and tells your asshole its okay to let go, and so the little pooh starts to slide out. Your CONSCIOUS mind panics, as do you, and you immediately tighten up and pull the little fellow back in. This battle continues with the turd peeking in and out of your asshole like a nervous coyote on the look out from his hidey hole. Hence this is a verb of the word coyote.

"I needed a shit so bad I was coyote'ing all the way down the hallway"

See coyote, turtle head, shit, toilet, pooh


16

Random Words:

1. Teams that compete in rainbow parties Yo man, the two rainbow teams came ova las night...yeah the blondes won! See specter 1. Teams ..
1. When a bunch of homosexuals buy some hamsters and some tubes, and then bring them home to stick the tubes up their anal holes. They then..
1. A female head or leader that is not too popular among the body of people she's leading. - What do you think of the new boss ? - I..