Cozonjugate Edit Meaning

1. A hands-free phone worn on the ear, used anywhere outside of a vehicle. It was a terrible first date...the guy wore his douchepiece the..

1. Claiming you are going "Hiking in the Appalachian Mountains" for vacation when in fact you are going away for a booty call. ..

1. Strike out with every girl imaginable Man, that loser just pulled a Vasta and blew his chances with that hottie...