Cpr Edit Meaning

1.

Cardiopulmonary resuscitation - basic life support.

Now what's left is CPR but he already gone (Tricky)

2.

A cheap excuse for a kiss.

Yes, CPR saves lives, but most of the time both people aren't good looking and in love.

See life, kiss, cheesy, cliche

3.

Crazy Penis Reaction

What happens to a guy when they see a really fucking hot chick.

1st guy: Dude that girl is hotttt!!

2nd guy: yeh man im having a CPR!1

See crazy, reaction, hot, excited, arousal, erection

4.

COCK PISS RESIDUE

DUDE YOUR CPR IS FLYING THROUGH THE ROOF!!

See residue, check, muck, riddler, nonsense

5.

When you are 69ing a girl and she farts in your face, you catch it in your mouth and kiss her. This was featured on the Opie and Anthony show on 8/18/2006. The idea was invented by Patrice O'neill (Webjunk 20 (VH1)).

The bitch farted in my face during a 69 so I gave her the CPR!

See fart, 69, sue johannson, wow

6.

CPR Cucumber Pulmonary Resuscitation

"She fainted"

"Put a cucumber near her nose so she can smell the fumes and come to. Give her CPR"

See vegetables, neng, hmphla, mayor, vice mayor

7.

Short form of "Complete and Professional Retard". Leet speak. Use if you wanna be rude.

n00b: can i join to your clan?

clan leader: Sry, but no.

n00b: WHY?

clan leader: coz you are a CPR...

n00b: what is it mean??

clan leader: jeez.....

See cpr, wtf, woot, noob, lama, stfu