Cps Edit Meaning

1.

Cock Punching State-trooper. A terribly corrupt officer.

"He's a CPS.... I know from personal experience..... twice".

See police, po-po, five-o

2.

"crusty pleasure sock" That nasty old tube sock you mop up your wank-jizza with....you know the one.

Fuck! I forgot to peel my cps off the bathroom floor.

3.

Competent Person Syndrome. Illness afflicting competent persons when working in an environment composed primarily of incompetent people. If others become aware of the competent person's abilities, the competent person will usually wind up being assigned more and more work. This will be a compliment of sorts, in that it will be recognition that the competent person is much better at his/her job than any of the slack-jawed simpletons otherwise populating the organization. However, burn-out and fatigue will ensue for the competent worker, as will resentment that the dimwits get paid the same amount for doing significantly less work. Thus, flare-ups of CPS are to be avoided by carefully meting out competence so as not to too harshly overshadow the achievements of others.

In order to avoid coming down with CPS, Nicholas made sure to perform only at the level demanded by his boss, and not any higher.

See cps, competent, person, syndrome, incompetent

4.

a.k.a. chronic playing sydrom mostly seen in cases of an extreme band geek.

While someone is talking you subconciously finger the notes to any sont inside of you're head or on the piece of paper without realizing you are doing so or continue to play the whole song after the cut off is made by the conductor.

5.

Simply stated, a cum and piss slut. Someone of either gender who enjoys...no, LOVES to be cummed and pissed on any part of their body or in any of their orafaces.

Brandy is such a naughty CPS, she loves piss in her mouth and eats cum from a sandwich baggie!

See cum whore, piss slut, piss hole, cum slut

6.

Confidential Pussy Services

CPS is a world renowned pussy inspection service, which has won many awards including the Golden Pus public service trophy. CPS has over 1200 branches worldwide and specialise in gynecology, abortions, and other 'pussy-intrusive' services.

I went to CPS and they got that damn grape out! Even the vacuum cleaner couldn't!

See cps, confidential, pussy, minge, vagina

7.

CPS or Covert Phone Sex:

Not much unlike phone-sex but no one admits to masturbation while participating. They may hint it but it will USUALLY remain unknown. Silent orgasms are a requirement for CPS.

Joe: Last night me and Clair had CPS!

Joe: And I had a silent orgasm!

Joe: And she had one t-

John: How the hell would you know if she had one? It was silent. Plus, I don't give a rat's ass.