Crab Fishing

What is Crab Fishing?


1.

The act of going on a night out with the intention of sleeping with as many prostitutes as possible, risking many things including the contraction of many STDs.

Guy 1: Dude what did you do last night?

Guy 2: I ended up crab fishing and now my balls have swelled twice their size.

Guy 1: Sweet

See bender, curb crawling, std, sex

2.

Having sex with hookers, with the explicit hope of contracting the sexually transmitted disease commonly referred to as “crabs” (pubic lice).

"After the fight, I spent the whole week crab fishing without telling her, but I got nothing. Maybe next season."


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