Crab Hammer

What is Crab Hammer?


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The act of binding a persons hands and feet or until the person is totally restrained, then a crab or any other crustacean with pincers is inserted into the pants (crochial region) and is let loose, preferably angrily, after this is done there must be punching of the croch which induces pain (sometimes pleasure) and also increased anger to the crustacean.

Billy wouldn't give me my damn tree fiddy so we decided to give him a good ol' fashion crab hammer!

See crab, hammer, slam, lobster


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