What is Crab People?
1.
1) a civilazation that has lived underground for 1,000 years
2) disquised as the "Queer Eye for a Straight Guy" guys
3) tastes like crab, talks like people
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2.
a species of child-sized, cave-dwelling crustaceans who have lived underground for thousands of years and plan to regain their stronghold on the surface by converting the men of our planet into whiny shopaholic pussies by having them emulate the metrosexual lifestyle seen on their fruitcake makeover show, "Queer Eye For The Straight Guy"
Dr. ZoidBerg, the doctor on Futurama, who is accepted among the humans another thousand years in the future
3.
the genus of the current first captain of the united states corps of cadets....monotone voice and a quest for world domination are markers of this species
crab people...crab people...taste like crab, talk like people
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