What is Crab Rancher?
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Man or woman of ill repute who may have had pubic lice for a long time, to the point of them breeding. Can also be used for similar sexually transmitted diseases.
-"Dude, would you bang Lindsay Lohan without getting paid for it?"
-"No, man, I'd stay away from that crab rancher. She has the Crawford Ranch for crablice inside her jeans."
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