Crab Salad

What is Crab Salad?

1.

Chowing the pootang of a dirty slut with crabs. Lice in the snatch. Crotch critter cafe. Eating at Smells diner. Varment in the cock compartment.

The unsuspecting cunilinguist tossed the whore's crab salad and thought the pests in his teeth was crushed pepper from dinner.

2.

n. when a infestation of pubic lice becomes so severe that it begins to surround the anus and an unkowing person begins to perform oral sex on the anus

"Surprise!" Jody yelled as Jacob began to gag after licking her ass,"Its Crab Salad."

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