What is Crab Spin?
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Throwing a dead prostitute (beaten to death) into a body of water smaller than a river. See
The Ghost of Chester Arthur: Woooooo!
Steven Tyler: Whoa, this is some fucked up peyote!
The Ghost of Chester Arthur: Can I use your outhouse?
Steven Tyler: Sorry, man. Did a little Crab Spin in there earlier.
The Ghost of Chester Arthur: Shit, where am I gonna toss my bitch?
Both: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Steven Tyler: How would you like to give the lead singer of Aerosmith a handjob?
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The greatest musical evar. Which is NOT SET DURING THE French Revolution, but the Paris student uprisings of the 1830s. Oy.
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