Crab Spin

What is Crab Spin?


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Throwing a dead prostitute (beaten to death) into a body of water smaller than a river. See Lobster Toss. May involve Shere Khan from Talespin.

The Ghost of Chester Arthur: Woooooo!

Steven Tyler: Whoa, this is some fucked up peyote!

The Ghost of Chester Arthur: Can I use your outhouse?

Steven Tyler: Sorry, man. Did a little Crab Spin in there earlier.

The Ghost of Chester Arthur: Shit, where am I gonna toss my bitch?

Both: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Steven Tyler: How would you like to give the lead singer of Aerosmith a handjob?

See handjob, aerosmith, peyote, river


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