What is Crab Steamer?
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The act of defecating on another person's chest while pinching the sides of their stomach with mock crab claw hands.
Lucy wanted me to give her a crab steamer because she's a freaky
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To chain someone to a well and yell "gerberger!" And slap them across the face with a microwave.
Girl 1: Omg I just kerchanke..