Crab Steamer

What is Crab Steamer?


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The act of defecating on another person's chest while pinching the sides of their stomach with mock crab claw hands.

Lucy wanted me to give her a crab steamer because she's a freaky beotch.

See steamer, cleveland steamer, dirty sanchez, hot carl, rusty trombone, donkey punch, poop, blumpkin, houdini, cincinatti bowtie, golden shower, boston pancake, dump truck, tony danza


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