What is Crab Steamer?
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The act of defecating on another person's chest while pinching the sides of their stomach with mock crab claw hands.
Lucy wanted me to give her a crab steamer because she's a freaky
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To punch someone in the undies. With your penis usually.
Me: How was your date last simo? Any undie punching?
Simo: Hell yeah, was awe..
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When men (or much more commonly little boys) go #2 then stand up to pee without flushing first. Regardless of whatever reason this act i..
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N. Terminalogical Exactitude
"I completely was going to be fuckin this one bitch right? But then all of a sudden, all this 206unde..
