What is Crab Walk Of Shame?
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The position a male assumes after beating off, and ejaculating on his abdomen. He must lean backward to prevent any seminal fluid from being spilt, while walking towards the tissues.
Man, my mom busted in on me while I was doing the crab walk of shame. It was a real mess.
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Basically any time you eat something your are completing step 1 in the shitting process.
I find it rather difficult to watch people eat..
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Having a racing stripe in your underwear.
That fart was kinda wet, it might have left some grocery shot in my underwear.
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