Crab Walk Of Shame

What is Crab Walk Of Shame?


1.

The position a male assumes after beating off, and ejaculating on his abdomen. He must lean backward to prevent any seminal fluid from being spilt, while walking towards the tissues.

Man, my mom busted in on me while I was doing the crab walk of shame. It was a real mess.

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