What is Crab Walk Of Shame?
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The position a male assumes after beating off, and ejaculating on his abdomen. He must lean backward to prevent any seminal fluid from being spilt, while walking towards the tissues.
Man, my mom busted in on me while I was doing the crab walk of shame. It was a real mess.
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When you are just chilling and someone comes up and just goes ape shit all up on your ass bekause you are out of dresscode or some shit
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A tarty woman past her prime.
Pat butcher from eastenders,
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A woman past child-bearing age. See, generally, Self, Wil..
