What is Crabber?
1.
One who receives indiscriminate blowjobs (see
Note: as lice are usually spread from hairy place to hairy place transferral of crabs is only likely with bearded Jizzards.
“Wheres (the) Jizzard?”
“He’s int’ bushes wit’ Crabber”
“ahh..”
(read with Yorkshire inflection)