What is Crabbing?
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A type of scratching that involves rapid cutting with the
DJ Qbert uses crabbing in alot of his mixes. Crabbing is a good way to win in a DJ battle.
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The act of catching, or "fishing" for crabs.
Let's take your boat out and go crabbing this weekend.
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3.
Profusely talking out of your
Stems from the joke "A crab walks into a bar...."
Don't let me on the stella boys - coz the last time i was on it i absolutely battered this lad....
I could have played Division 1 football.
These are prime examples of "Crabbing It"
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4.
When a crab decides to inflict itself (perhaps, it's aura) upon someone. To crab them up.
I'm crabbing you up, man!
5.
Crabbing involves an intricate process of anal penetration, then ejaculation into the partners'(male or female) bunghole. After these steps have been completed, the fucker sucks the cum out of the suckee's asshole with a straw forming a red, white, and brown solution.
Ben and Alex were banging eachother from behind then Ben finished and sucked out his fatty mcnut from Alex's money-hole.
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6.
The way in which a person walks sideways, particularly in a nervous situation or when feelings of anxiety overcome the body.
Peter: Hey Greg WTF just happened back there?
Greg: I dunno dude, when ever I'm walking in public on my own, especially shopping malls i get nervous and just start crabbing down the isles.
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7.
When a man is urinatng in a public urinal on his own and he attempts to urinate an equal amount in each urinal by sidestepping like a crab while using hands to control urine distribution.
"I went into the urinals and there was no one there so I did a bit of crabbing"
"My attempt at crabbing was ruined by someone coming into the toilets and spotting me mid-act, they gave me a pretty dodgy look"
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