What is Crabble?
1.
The dried-up & flaky substance that, at an earlier time, was once pussy juice.
Crabble is most commonly found on one's chin 30 minutes after having performed oral sex on a woman.
Husband: Hi honey!
Wife: "Where have you been? It's 2am."
Husband: "I was out bowling with the guys."
Wife: "Bullshit! You've got crabble all over your face!"
Husband: "Uuuuhhh....ummmm.... It's not crabble... I swear..."
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2.
This term originated in Northern Virginia. Exactly how, we do now know.
The process of smoking marijuana, informing of smoking marijuana, and, or being under the influence of marijuana.
Hey man, I have some milk, want to go to the heb and crabble?
Man... I am so crabbled right now!
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3.
To consume passive mobile media with your mobile device propped up in front of you.
How was the flight? It was fine. I crabbled "Gran Torino".
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