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First fart of the day, provided its before or during breakfast hours.
Wife: Honey would you like a bagel with your coffee?
Husband: No..
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An individual that creates numerous text messages throughout the day as a form of communication.
Julie text me like 100 times today-- S..
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1.someone who has had it, needs to stick a fork in it, has hit rock bottom, needs to go home and get some sleep, put the pipe down and..
