Crabies Edit Meaning

1. A penis that is so hard that when you hit it with a hammer, the hammer breaks. When Stu first saw Farrah Fawcett's poster, he grew..

1. An alternate term for Waffle House's Texas Bacon, Egg & Cheese Melt Plate; the Texas sized meal for patrons with a Texas sized ..

1. The penis of one who is red headed, located just below the burning bush. "Did you see that bitch John brought home from the bar? H..