Crabjob

What is Crabjob?

when a handjob is administered with only two fingers -- the thumb and the pointer, like a crab's claw.

behnam: how was your first date?

andy: well i didn't score, but she did give me a sweet crabjob!

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Vegomelete

1. A terrible smelling vagina. the word itself is an amalgamation of the words vegetable & omelete. pronounced (vuh-jom-lit). dude ..

Drunkass

1. A peice of shit that inhales far too many beers or shots and stumbles around like a fucking dumbass Look at that drunkass walking aroun..

1pm

1. When oral sex is given to a woman in the early afternoon. 'He 1pm'd me when his sister was eating a sandwich' See kick ..

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