What is Crabs Pole Vaulting?
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Refers to the STD acquired by male exotic dancers from a Windsor, Ontario strip club. When they dance, they don't need to touch you for you to get crabs. Hence the saying, "Crabs can pole vault."
Kristyna: Hey lets go to Lanny's in Windsor on Saturday night!
Alleigh: No way! I heard that their dancers have crabs pole vaulting!
Kristina:
Aure ?
Alleigh: Yeah...
Kristyna: Wow, Looks like that ruins our Saturday night.
Alleigh:Pre-much
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Offensive, chiefly Brit. Contraction of bugger (sodomise), fuck (fornicate), and twat(cunt).
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The kicking of ass.
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