Crabs Pole Vaulting

What is Crabs Pole Vaulting?

1.

Refers to the STD acquired by male exotic dancers from a Windsor, Ontario strip club. When they dance, they don't need to touch you for you to get crabs. Hence the saying, "Crabs can pole vault."

Kristyna: Hey lets go to Lanny's in Windsor on Saturday night!

Alleigh: No way! I heard that their dancers have crabs pole vaulting!

Kristina: Aure?

Alleigh: Yeah...

Kristyna: Wow, Looks like that ruins our Saturday night.

Alleigh:Pre-much

See crabs, pole, vaulting, male, exotic, dancer, Alleigh
41

Random Words:

Pissed As Balls
1. State of being abnormally or excessivally angry; Furious; Irate That guy just shit on my windshield, I am pissed as balls! See pissed,..
Read more
Veran
1. Another name for Crack Head. Also known as Veranals (plural). Yeah I will give you two bucks for a cheese burger, but not if you are ju..
Read more
W0w
1. Usually used in chat. The sarcastic version of the expression "wow" w0w, that's the fourth time this month you were depr..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free