Crabs Pole Vaulting

What is Crabs Pole Vaulting?

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Refers to the STD acquired by male exotic dancers from a Windsor, Ontario strip club. When they dance, they don't need to touch you for you to get crabs. Hence the saying, "Crabs can pole vault."

Kristyna: Hey lets go to Lanny's in Windsor on Saturday night!

Alleigh: No way! I heard that their dancers have crabs pole vaulting!

Kristina: Aure?

Alleigh: Yeah...

Kristyna: Wow, Looks like that ruins our Saturday night.

Alleigh:Pre-much

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