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Derived from pearl necklaceA load of ejaculate shot on the face of a supine person that pools over only one eye. see also pearl monocle
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When you catch a girl masterbating
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Looking longingly back to your past glory days in hopes that the constant reminiscing will somehow change the outcome of that fateful da..