Crabsolutely Edit Meaning

1. Enourmous shambling drunkard with a big beard and likes carlsberg special. cant type to savew his fucking livfe "wow, you're ..

1. to come back to place of employment from lunch unable to speak properly(usually due to intoxication) Man, Mr Jones is really zab zab to..

1. The scandal created when Barack Obama was reported to use a zune. Refers to Watergate. Person 1: Dude, did you hear Obama uses a zune?..