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What chuck norrisgets instead of blue balls. This is becuase he the greatest American ever to live.
Look at those Red, White and Blue B..
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You've heard of the ugly cry... You cry so hard you look in the mirror to see how bad you look. This is the ugly laugh.
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when the cavity of your armpit gets blasted with skeet
after taking a shower with the girl, I gave her a russian deodorant..
