Crack A Happy

What is Crack A Happy?

When the male reproductive organ becomes erect.

guy1:dude when i was talking to Danielle i almost cracked a happy.

guy2:Haha, that would of sucked dude. To crack a happy in public is embarrassing.

Alternate names: Woody, boner, prof. stiffy, rod, ect...

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Yunt

1. A cunt who always finds a nitpicking reason to write a negative Yelp review. I love this place but that Yunt gave it only one star beca..

Zemmiphobia

1. An abnormal and persistent fear of the great mole rat. AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!! GREAT MOLE RAT!!! Run away!!! 2. Fear of the Gre..

Ibufeine

1. ground coffee and ibuprofen pills, do not snort alone! im messed up right now and its scary and im alone ahhh man that ibufeine is weak..

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