What is Crack Attack?
1.
When a
Did you see the DMX show? Dude had a crack attack right up on stage!
2.
When your underwear are riding up your butt!
Oh my God man, I'm having a major crack attack!
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3.
Extreme itch/burn in your ass crack, often occurring after taking a shit and not wiping properly.
My ass crack feels raw. I've got some serious crack attack d00d.
4.
the execution of a sneak attack on an unsuspecting individual using primarily your ass, preferably in a smearing motion.
A. Dude! Sam just crack attacked Cameron's face!
B. Dag yo!