What is Crack Baby?
1.
One who is seriously deformed, resultant of their mother's use of drugs during pregnancy.
SENKA IS A CRACK BABY, AND SHE SMELLS LIKE SHIT!
Senka is an idiot...crack baby.
2.
A baby from a crack fiend mother or father
You are a fucking crack baby
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3.
A mother who smokes crack while having a kid, when the kid is born it will be a crack baby/retarded or have problems,or may luckily be smart.
Yo mama smoked a lot of crack when use wuz born, u crack baby.
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4.
1. A baby of a crack whore that is deformed.
2. A person you know that is high and acting retarded or unable to control themselves. Not a functioning social user.
3. A person that is addicted and jonesing for some of whatever they are addicted to, unable to obtain what they need they appear to be a crack baby.
I smoked a bowl and went to the Spring concert. I avoided crack baby status by keeping it together.
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5.
A completely fictional creature invented in the 1980's by the
Interviewer: Tell us about the crack baby plague which is sweeping the nation.
Doctor: Actually, on examining these "
crack babies ," I find that their mothers were almost always alcholics and chain-smokers who were seriously malnourished during pregnancy. Any fetus would be extremely lucky to end up normal in that situation, with or without cocaine.
Interviewer: No, you're not getting the concept. We want to know about the *plague* of *crack babies*. If you won't cooperate we'll just interview someone else.
(true story, paraphrased)
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6.
A baby conceived with crack jizz, which is produced in the testes of a man who smokes, snorts, or injects cocaine with or into his penis.
Sam: Damn, that bitch is UGLY.
Anna: Yeah, her dad probably shoots crack jizz. She must be a crack baby.
Sam: Man, I feel bad for those crack babies...
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7.
1. A baby of a crack whore that is deformed.
2. A person you know that is high and acting retarded or unable to control themselves. Not a functioning social user.
3. A person that is addicted and jonesing for some of whatever they are addicted to, unable to obtain what they need they appear to be a crack baby.
I smoked a bowl and went to the Spring concert. I avoided crack baby status by keeping it together.
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