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A sexual act where the male attaches a strap-on to his head and undergoes fornication while the female is menstruating.
"Dude, I h..
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When drying arse crack with towel after shower a smudge of poo ends up on it.
I was drying off using my mums best towels and got into t..
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After you finish taking a dump and stand up to wipe and you get a blast of all that shitty smelling air right in the face.
Taking a dum..