Crack Computer

What is Crack Computer?

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An electronic device that was designed by the same folks who brought us crack cocaine. This highly addictive piece of equipment is capable of draining you of all productivity and turning your friends into zombies. Say NO to Crack Computer.

I have tried to kick my Crack Computer habit but I am hooked. I cannot do ANYTHING without it.

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