Crack Crustaceans

What is Crack Crustaceans?

Vaginal fungus.

My crack crustaceans are more uncomfortable than a Swedish weather girl at a John Leslie convention.

Zeebazob

1. A person of African descent; a black person. Damn, that zeebazob has four children and doesn't pay child support! See nigger, dar..

Baculum

1. A bone in the penis (penis bone, boner) usually found in most mammals, like dogs, cats, and walruses. Humans do not have a baculum(erect..

Oyster Shucker

1. A person who gets INSANE amounts of pussy. Can walk down a hallway and get several girls' numbers. j0, d00d, Mike is a huge oyster..

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