Crack Eyes Edit Meaning

1. An insult used to imply someone's love of masturbation and ejaculate. You're such a jizz wizard. No, you're a jizz wiza..

1. Any of various beers, especially those likely to be consumed by college students, that possess a certain indistinguishable feline qualit..

1. An absolute Dolt. Someone who doesn't know their ass from a hole in the ground. Man, you're one Brain Dead Motherfucker for d..