Crack Mattress

What is Crack Mattress?

Mattress, preferably dirty, without sheets that a person actually sleeps on, similar to what one might find in a crack house/den

"No clean sheets?!!Well, looks like I'll be riding the crack mattress until laundry day".

See crack, mattress, house, den, dirty, sheets

Grown Man Status

1. When one exhibits status of a grown man. AJ: Yo man, did you see Nathan's chest hair. Devin: Ya nigga, he had grown man status. ..

W.z'in

1. To act extremly homosexual as well as nerdy. Basically if a homosexual nerd wud scream when he saw a mouse he would be W.Z'in it. ..

Rabbit Ass

1. The exact opposite of a Turtlehead. Being so constapated that your cheeks get sucked in and when it comes out its tight little pelet..

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