Crack Mattress

What is Crack Mattress?

Mattress, preferably dirty, without sheets that a person actually sleeps on, similar to what one might find in a crack house/den

"No clean sheets?!!Well, looks like I'll be riding the crack mattress until laundry day".

See crack, mattress, house, den, dirty, sheets

Z-ray

1. Two better than X-ray. No example nessecary...

W.w.

1. Ebonics version of the World Wide Web Visit our dope website at W.W.illiterate! See internet, ignorant, computers, www, world wide web..

Andy Mcnabs

1. Another phrase for Crabs. Comes from the author of the same name, who specialises in writing war stories. Was first used as a euphemis..

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