Crack Mattress

What is Crack Mattress?

Mattress, preferably dirty, without sheets that a person actually sleeps on, similar to what one might find in a crack house/den

"No clean sheets?!!Well, looks like I'll be riding the crack mattress until laundry day".

See crack, mattress, house, den, dirty, sheets

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1. A question, used to let someone know that because of caller ID you know they called you, even though they didn't leave a message. ..

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1. Orgasmatastical adj - so fantstical it is worthy of an orgasm. Dude, that party was orgasmatastical!! See orgy, awesome, orgasm, party..

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