Crack Mattress

What is Crack Mattress?

Mattress, preferably dirty, without sheets that a person actually sleeps on, similar to what one might find in a crack house/den

"No clean sheets?!!Well, looks like I'll be riding the crack mattress until laundry day".

See crack, mattress, house, den, dirty, sheets

Oyfm

1. Pronounced:OY-FUM,as per Rule26,It means "Out of Your Fucking Mind". 42 BILLION Dollars?!Are you Oyfm? See mind, fucking, br..

Jolly Cockstain

1. Someone that is blissfully unaware of how miserably pathetic they truly are. John Howard is a jolly cockstain. Ignorance is bliss. See..

Ine

1. Cyber lover, loves to cyber, with persons by the name of claire wanna cyber? not 2nite hun i got a headache :| See Claire..

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