Crack Mattress

What is Crack Mattress?

Mattress, preferably dirty, without sheets that a person actually sleeps on, similar to what one might find in a crack house/den

"No clean sheets?!!Well, looks like I'll be riding the crack mattress until laundry day".

See crack, mattress, house, den, dirty, sheets

Kayin

1. To lay in bed not being able to sleep. I was kayin last night, and it was drivin me crazy i just couldn't sleep. See layin, restl..

Aspinating

1. Something that is fascinating from the perspective that it is incredibly aspie "According to wikipedia conversations and such from..

Poning

1. Also "poning noobies," meaning owning someone that is new to a website or online game, mainly used by idiots who have nothing ..

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