Crack Mattress

What is Crack Mattress?

Mattress, preferably dirty, without sheets that a person actually sleeps on, similar to what one might find in a crack house/den

"No clean sheets?!!Well, looks like I'll be riding the crack mattress until laundry day".

See crack, mattress, house, den, dirty, sheets

Jonass

1. the butt of a jonas brother Angelica: OMGSH! Look at Nicks JONASS! Andi: No, i swear, Kevins is way better. Pamela: But Joe's Jo..

Doubledecker

1. When 2 friends upperdeckersomeone's toilet at the same time. Justin: Mccaf is such a dick, I'm going to upperdecker his toile..

Gummo

1. Relating to white-trash inbreds. Usually scary. Taken from the Harmony Korine film of the same name. See also Deliverance. Fucking hel..

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