Crack Mattress

What is Crack Mattress?

Mattress, preferably dirty, without sheets that a person actually sleeps on, similar to what one might find in a crack house/den

"No clean sheets?!!Well, looks like I'll be riding the crack mattress until laundry day".

See crack, mattress, house, den, dirty, sheets

Flaster-like

1. (adj). A person who is soo cool, words just cannot describe him/her. You'll never forget this person and their pure awesomeness. ..

Dopzizzel

1. something that is cool that is the dopzizzel my nizzel See ja rule..

Noobzors

1. big dinosaur olympic noob. Rocky: yew sux noobzors!!!!!!!!!!!!! lawl Oliver: stfu idiot... Rocky: OH HAI, roflcakes See noob, n00b, ..

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