Crack Mattress

What is Crack Mattress?

Mattress, preferably dirty, without sheets that a person actually sleeps on, similar to what one might find in a crack house/den

"No clean sheets?!!Well, looks like I'll be riding the crack mattress until laundry day".

See crack, mattress, house, den, dirty, sheets

Yaappie

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Hatnin'

1. Hat-Nin': A word used as a Sub for Happening What's up, What's Hatnin' See hat, happen, hap..

Aganoise

1. (verb) also spelled "aganoize" to complain constantly or incessantly in such a way as to be noisy; an action performed by an ..

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