Crack Mattress

What is Crack Mattress?

Mattress, preferably dirty, without sheets that a person actually sleeps on, similar to what one might find in a crack house/den

"No clean sheets?!!Well, looks like I'll be riding the crack mattress until laundry day".

See crack, mattress, house, den, dirty, sheets

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1. Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one, Michael J. Fox has a small one, Cher and Madonna don't have one, and the Pope has one but does..

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