Crack Mattress

What is Crack Mattress?

Mattress, preferably dirty, without sheets that a person actually sleeps on, similar to what one might find in a crack house/den

"No clean sheets?!!Well, looks like I'll be riding the crack mattress until laundry day".

See crack, mattress, house, den, dirty, sheets

Jerkfaced

1. the face you have when confronted by a girl who's picture(s) you jerked off to the previous night or that morning utilizing your fa..

Epic Failure

1. 2007-2008 Patriots go 18-1 and lose the super bowl...the only game that matters. Choked on the last game to miss their chance at history..

Nored

1. Doing nothing and being bored Hey hows it going, whats up? Im nored you? See bored, nothing, nadda 2. 1 to be ignored and bored 2 ..

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