Crack Mattress

What is Crack Mattress?

Mattress, preferably dirty, without sheets that a person actually sleeps on, similar to what one might find in a crack house/den

"No clean sheets?!!Well, looks like I'll be riding the crack mattress until laundry day".

See crack, mattress, house, den, dirty, sheets

Ncmax

1. anything defined as being NCMA plus other sexual actions. My mother told me not to have NCMAX with my girlfriend...

Paulette

1. 1. A blonde, usually German or Austrian, girl who has really big boobsbut is not a slut. 2. A prude girl who wont put out. That girl w..

Firned

1. The result of anthony and alyssa being very stupid and tired FIRNED! Firrnnneeddd Firneddd! See firned, friend..

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