Crack One Out

What is Crack One Out?


1.

To masturbate

see also: wank, frig, toss, tommy-tank, make the bald man cry, choke the money etc etc

John cracked one out in the toilets during his lunch-break.

See Master Bates

2.

To lascerate your cock while 'watching videos of/imagining/looking at photos of/in the presence of' hot sexy women.

Masturbation in laymans terms.

James: "Im going home for a wank."

Tim: "haha, james is gonna crack one out, the randy bastard, remember to clean yourself up, and your mums back, dont be rubbin the cum into her back too much again".

See wank, cum, fiddle, virgin, hormonal


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