Crack Pad

What is Crack Pad?

Any absorbant device used to sop up vaginal excretions during a female's (or in some cases a male's) menstrual cycle.

Scott's dog Wheezze was found chewing on his crack pad.

See tampon, rag, mouse, pussy mop

Rooing

1. When your penis is erect, protruding from, and held vertical by the wasteband of your underwear and pants, you are 'Rooing'. ..

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1. the best thing that walks the earth i cannot believe i am in the presence of God See awesome, teacher, math, amazing, god..

Three-toad Sloth

1. A sloth which uses three toads to wipe his ass. Argh. it looks like a three-toad sloth was here. See God..

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