Crack Pad

What is Crack Pad?

Any absorbant device used to sop up vaginal excretions during a female's (or in some cases a male's) menstrual cycle.

Scott's dog Wheezze was found chewing on his crack pad.

See tampon, rag, mouse, pussy mop

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