Crack Pad

What is Crack Pad?

Any absorbant device used to sop up vaginal excretions during a female's (or in some cases a male's) menstrual cycle.

Scott's dog Wheezze was found chewing on his crack pad.

See tampon, rag, mouse, pussy mop

Jizzhen

1. A hen who enjoys being covered with jizz, and who also likes to eat it. You dirty fucking jizzhen. I let my soul flow from my afro dic..

Fridgin

1. 1)V. Extreme cold, whereas in excess. 2)Combination of "friggin'" and "frigid". It is so fridgin out here! S..

No Buses

1. When you're maaaaad single, and you can't seem to find a chick who's down to get with... The saying comes from the story..

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