Crack Pad

What is Crack Pad?

Any absorbant device used to sop up vaginal excretions during a female's (or in some cases a male's) menstrual cycle.

Scott's dog Wheezze was found chewing on his crack pad.

See tampon, rag, mouse, pussy mop

Face Like A Smashed Crab

1. an ugly face, usually a woman's. this expression originated in australia. she had a face like a smashed crab! See ugly, face, cr..

Up The Piece

1. Greeting between male friends. Up the piece, mate...

The Missile

1. a phrase used to describe something that is cooler than "the bomb" DUDE that baseball game we went to was the missile!!! See..

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