Crack Puppy

What is Crack Puppy?

Attractive male who is not a dating opption because he is too involved with drugs.

1) "Tony I wish I could date you, but you are such a Crack Puppy"

2) "Tommy Lee is a Crack Puppy."

See druggie, off limits, tony

*facepalm*

1. The art of slapping oneself over the forhead with ones palm. Usually stated over IM after someone says something gimpy or noobish Perso..

Cooter Tracks

1. A slimy snail trail left on a surface by any female when they rub their moist genitalia against it. The stripper left her cooter tracks..

Pump Bumps

1. Herpes Dude, I took that chick home from the bar last week and now I have the pump bumps. See herpes, std, slut, sex, whores 1. Herp..

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