Crack Puppy

What is Crack Puppy?

Attractive male who is not a dating opption because he is too involved with drugs.

1) "Tony I wish I could date you, but you are such a Crack Puppy"

2) "Tommy Lee is a Crack Puppy."

See druggie, off limits, tony

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