Crack Someone Up Edit Meaning

1. A word used to describe someone so good at football that they are considered to be a robot. "did you see England v Mexico?" ..

1. A sexy, smart, talented, passionate ;), beautiful chef from Texas that SHOULD be in LA!!! -Damn bitch you so beautiful you look like M..

1. To spread someone's asscheeks and take a peek into their asshole. dude i totally asian telescoped this girl last night See sawyer..