Crack Someone Up Edit Meaning

1. high speed Internet induced attention deficit disorder Bob spent all day surfing the web and didn't get his reports done. That dud..

1. The ejaculate of a black man. Obviously. This babe was smokin' my pole and wouldn't swallow, so I sprayed my chocolate syrup ..

1. A retirement home with a drive-thru window I was in the mood for some crusty-butt so I went to my local Grey-to-Go..