Crack Spastic

What is Crack Spastic?


1.

An insult used by police officers from one station in central London, to describe a person who is completely obnoxious, irritating, incompetent or just plain stupid to such a degree it's funny, can be a member of the public or a colleague, usually a senior officer. Its use is mainly limited to one police station, but is starting to spread

"did you hear that bloke I nicked, saying he was going to get me sacked 'cos his uncle's a barrister?"

"yeah, what an utter fuckin crack spastic!"

See police, crack, spastic, london, met


62

Random Words:

1. Shitty Vodka that comes in a plastic bottle. Nearly guaranteed to give a gnarly hangover. Oh God, is that fucking rubbing alcohol?! ..
1. Meaning the same thing as burnbut makes the person saying it sound like there retarded. really made popular by the show Scrubs, taken f..
1. 1. The art of mastering procrastination. 2. When you master procrastination well enough to know exactly when to screw off or work. You..