Crack Spastic

What is Crack Spastic?


1.

An insult used by police officers from one station in central London, to describe a person who is completely obnoxious, irritating, incompetent or just plain stupid to such a degree it's funny, can be a member of the public or a colleague, usually a senior officer. Its use is mainly limited to one police station, but is starting to spread

"did you hear that bloke I nicked, saying he was going to get me sacked 'cos his uncle's a barrister?"

"yeah, what an utter fuckin crack spastic!"

See police, crack, spastic, london, met


62

Random Words:

1. aka MIC aka brother of spille lavo is a horrid, malignant spastic who enjoys using his own massive head as a microphone, he is one skin..
1. Combination of Divorce and Abortion. see Scott Peterson Scott Peterson divortioned his pregnant wife. WOW,what a dick!..
1. Similar to a zombrocalypse but in which the zombies are not human undead, but zebra undead. The world has been turned on its ass, and I..