Crack Spastic

What is Crack Spastic?


1.

An insult used by police officers from one station in central London, to describe a person who is completely obnoxious, irritating, incompetent or just plain stupid to such a degree it's funny, can be a member of the public or a colleague, usually a senior officer. Its use is mainly limited to one police station, but is starting to spread

"did you hear that bloke I nicked, saying he was going to get me sacked 'cos his uncle's a barrister?"

"yeah, what an utter fuckin crack spastic!"

See police, crack, spastic, london, met


62

Random Words:

1. An ectasy pill that is 4 times more potent than regular ectasy pills. I took two 4stacks. See 4stack, quad, e, ectasy, xtc..
1. The expression roflmao with zedong added because it sounds like Mao Zedong. - Dude! I just told a joke! - roflmao zedong! See rofl, m..
1. Stems from the classic internet w00t. n. One who w00ts excessively, almost orgasmically. "You're such a w00t-off, shut up.&..